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Boy Stuck In A Cactus
00:56
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boy stuck in a cactus
he can't get out
cause he's a fleshy licker on milk
boy stuck, in a cactus
can't get out
of my life
he's so sad cause he cried on the night time
he is stuck in a cactus and he cries on nights
because he's a sad
for be on cactus now
wah wah in a cactus
he's on the cactus time tonight
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I have a friend
he is a ghost, he's called casper
and he's a friendly ghost
he doesn't want to scare the children
he only wants to be a friend
he is my best friend (he's imaginary)
but I never tell my momy
I just pretend that he's an invisible ghost
and they don't call me crazy
the kids at school
they never call me a name, they just be my friend
so everything is good on life
til one day, dream come real
it turn out he is actual ghost, and not imaginary friend!!!
casper is a coolboy, we like to play video game
on the day and we play sonic!
he likes to eat the candy from my soft faded lips
did you get it??? it was interpol reference
well you can't have a toilet joke
cause toilet joke is filthy, horny!
and I don't do it except for now, he he (a farty) (a farty)
hehehe did you hear it was fart for me
and not even for you-u
come on, I'm not even a rapper
but you are crapper mr tyler creator
yeah casper the ghost is my friend
and I like him alot and he is my friend!
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3. |
Jack, My Love
01:28
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you take me off concentrate boy, and it's anger me............
jaky, you were my loverboy
but now we are growing apart
I used to love you so many
you could say I have a big heart
jaky, harky, my loverboy
you are my fleshy fingerlicker
I am love you for many year
and I want you to be here with me
remember the time we go to china
and buy lots of treats
but now the time is passed
and it's gone down da street, yeah! (very)
jaky my boy, you are a lover for me
and I can never break a heart
because I love you jaky
and you are best on me, man
and I can never be lovering anyone else
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4. |
Night Of Passion
01:06
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it was very night of passion
I was gonna watch cat on a hat
and when I open the dvd box
it was...PORNO MOVIE!!!!
shane & boz the bigger the better
and I slid it right in my player ; )
and it was very hot and passion
I was very masturbating!!!
thank you daddy for give me this porno
and I watch it every night for the rest of my life
and they have big penis go in a lady for my lover mama
wawawawawawa bigger penis in my lady mama
but the biggest question was
where is part 2???
it was only disc 1 of 2?????
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5. |
Time. (78 hours)
01:53
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well we rokin da clock
off the bar top roof
79 hour a day
cuz we a rokin boyband
and we are not even gay!! (cuz we rokin boyes)
yeah we are roker jony
and da jaker on da bass (he is a heavy man)
and skrillex can touch a booty
cuz he's not cool like us (cuz we are roker)
yeah, rokin on da bar
rokin every day, rokin in my car
yeah, cuz we da rokinest boyes
we are da coolinest boyes on town
and we play poker
yeah, me and jaky are play a pokemon game
with our bare hand (it's very saucerful!!)
yeah, we are very best
highest level on world on warcraft (very...INSTA)
yeah, I'm a instakiller
I'm a undead rogue and I don't eat piller
because I'm already dead, you noober boy
that is right, yeah, come on let's go(y)
jaky and me are the rokinest boys since...
pearl jam or maybe
death grips!
cuz we can rok it like a roker
roketship on da moon (brokencyde)
(growly mama time!!)
very growly for mama cuz I'm anger boy
(growly part 2)
I'm a very growler for mama boy now!!
jaky, come home to me
let us growl together in a rain (growly)
very jaky for me my boy
it's time to go, goodbye boy!!
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6. |
Jobs
01:26
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one day, I wish I could meet steve job
but then he dead, and I cry on bedroom!!
because I wana meet the man who made my iphone
and also macbook pro
it's makes me very sad
and I feel very gutted
because the love on my life (mr stevey jobs)
has pass away to cancer! (it's a not good)
and I love you, stevey on heaven
I hope you have good life for all of us
even though you aren't ceo of apple
I'm still on love with you
because you brought all the good thing, like iTune
and macintosh 1 plus
and it's very best computer for me
cuz I can look at picture of CATS (just like on pC!)
I love my macbook, it's very good
it has da facetime option, which is the best
and it has the photobooth, now I can twist my face up
very thank you, worth a thousand dollar!!
I love my macbook
because it has lots of awesome stuff, like safari!
it's a internet browser
and I am browsing every day
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Karma
02:07
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thise one go out to a cat who never knew
about the world, and what it could do
it's a very sad world, and you can live there
but you have to be...WARE!!
because it's very danger, it could break your heart
yeah you gotta go to the park
and walk your dog, or he will be a dead
yeah and maybe give the ducks some bread
because if you give the world some food
then you'll get karma, because you are good
at life, yeah, maybe you'll get a wife
or even a really sharp knife
that goes nice in your kitchen with your food
yeah, come on, you're a cool dude
if you are a nice guy, then that's good
yeah, you'll survive the flood!
yeah, come on, work for karma!
yeah, come on, work for karma!
karma is the best, it beats the rest
come on boy, we put you to the test!!
[x2]
be a good boy, and be a hindu
no you don't really have to
but be nice! to everyone you meet
don't go telling them to smell yo feet
because it's disgust!! in your shoe
maybe it even smeell of poo
becuase you don't shower enough
because you think you're manly and tough
when you smell like sweat but it's not nice
yeah, no, it really not nice
when you smell like sweat you're not gonna get any lady
it's not a good for you
work for karma! work for karma!
work for karma! work for karma!
karma is the best, it beats the rest
come on boy, we put you to the test!
[x2]
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8. |
The World We Live In
01:50
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IT'S A TOUGH WORLD THAT YOU LIVE IN
THAT YOU CAN'T EVER STOP GIVING
OH NO, IT'S THE WORLD WE LIVE IN TODAY
YOU GOT SOME FRIENDS AND YOU GOT SOME ENEMIES
BUT IN THE END WE'RE ALL JUST FRIENDS
SO LET'S START GIVING MORE TO NIGGER CHILDREN IN AFRICA
CAUSE THEY'RE A VERY POOR BOYS
THEY'RE SO POOR, CAN'T GET WATER
BECAUSE THEY ARE NIGGER!
AND THEY ARE BAD FOR SOCIETY
IF YOU WANNA BE A GOOK LOVER
GOTTA BUY THIS ALBUM BOY
IT'S VERY PASSION ON LIFE FOR ME
DO YOU LIKE GIVING, YEAH?
VERY LOVE FOR MY CHILDREN
AND VERY LOVE FOR EVERYONE ELSE
THIS IS THE WORLD WE LIVING ON
IT'S THE WORLD WE LIVING ON TONIGHT
FOREVER AND EVER, IT'S A WORLD WE LIVING ON
WORLD WE LIVING ON, FOREVER AND EVER
THIS IS THE WORLD WE LIVE IN
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9. |
Soap (Bonus Track)
00:53
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jah mon!
gotta hav da sily hand soap now!!
hahahaha
i love jah
ya jaky go get da sily hand soap
if u wanna go do da marijuana
come on mon, we got to have a baby soap
oh, for my little boy, nooo
oh wow it's very on my life
its very reggae and i can't see why
doodoodoo doo doo doo
my momy such a bich
she always go in da kichen
when she is anger, yeah man
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