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Greg Rivera
02:14
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im gonna tell you now its a true story.....
one night im skyping with my friend haker
and then we find a tshirt, it was a mishka
and it was big black song about da fuking time
and it was lesbian girl on a front
and then my momy come in side the room
and she ask what is going on
and then she say what are you saying?
and haky acidentaly stupid, say "LESBIAN SEX TIME!!"
my momy get very furious and anger
she throw a dagger right on my face (and it almost hit me!!)
but instead it hit the wall beside me
and I didn't lose my face that day!!
but my momy got even more anger
and picked up my xbox 360
and punched me in the stomach one million time
and i lie on da floor and im a very crying
and then she leave the room, and she say
"wow, ur such a pusy gayer boy"
and i just lie on floor and cry and listen weezer
because it's best music
and then next day we mail the greg rivera
we ask him if he can give us free stuff merchandise
because it was his tshirt that make us become very punch (and cry on weezer!)
and we see that he have see the letter
but he didn't answer
wow, greg is such a bich man!!
and then i cry all on day on the night
because gregy never came...to love me.....
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better stop calling harkys girlfriend
shell get very sad and piss off
jaky get very anger on the boy
who always call his qt girlfend
harky get anger and punch a chiken
very anger for my finger likin
wow harky, dont be so anger all the time
or you will go to jail for your crimes
when you punch a lady on the face
its danger [x2]
come on harky stop being anger
but more important, stop call his girlfriend all the time!!!
come on now, stop write to harky girlfriend
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3. |
Dont Be A Hipster
01:46
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wow all the kid today are all a hipster!
please don't do this to the life!
you gotta stop go on tumbler every day
because it's very pretentios and gay
everyone should drive america car
and listen on elvis presley
because hipster is a very faggot
you gotta be rokin instead, yeah! (my best)
come on boy and be a roker man
cus roker is the best every night
come on be a roker boy
just be a roker if you are cool (and not wanna FIGHT)
hipster only listen on
carrot flower and a king
but if you are a roker
you don't have to worry about a thing
because rocker is a cool child
and roker can fight in the wild
roker drive a cool car and hipster only have a bike
wow, that's very not cool
yeah, come on we have big hairdo
on top of the world (it's a fringe!)
and the hipster only have a gay glasses
that's not very cool
yeah come on be a roker
and stop being hipster
don't care about enviroment
my car take very many gas
and it create the carbon dioxide
wow, stop ride a bike
stop eat a vegan, meat is for a man
if you are rokin like jony,
come an sing da rokin song!!
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Sugoi Mama
02:26
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yeah, i wish i had a sugoi mama
a sugoi mama to love me on the night
the night on japan, yeah....
you are my sugoi lady
and you drive me very crazy
i long for your kissing on the night
and i never ever want us to fight
cause you are ching chong japanese girl
yeah thats right and you almost make me hurl
because your eyes, they look so small
but i love you anyway, but thats not all
you are very good on sex in a bedroom
yeah, and you can groom
my pubic hair when ever you like
yeah and then we go ride a bike
in the cool wind, blowing in the air
yeah it's blowing through your hair
we driving down mt fuji
yeah because we're in japan
cause you are my sugoi mama, you are my sugoi Mama
you are even more fly than mc hamma
you are my sugoi mama [x2]
yeah we can play street fighter all the time
yeah because you know my rhymes
are so best but you still beat me
when we play street fighter 3
cause you always pick ryu
and he can do hadoken (its very powerful)
but im always cammy (and shes suck on the street fighter game)
wow, yeah, take you round the world
come on girl im gonna take you round the world
yeah because theres many places to see
yeah lets go home play diablo 3
because i'm a level 29
and you are level 49
i wanna level up so i can beat you
and then you eh i dont want to feed you
because your my sugoi mama
even more fly than mc hamma
yeah your not even black like obama
your chinese my sugoi mama
cause you are my sugoi mama, you are my sugoi Mama
even more fly than mc hamma
you are my sugoi mama [x2]
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Truck Drivers
01:42
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we are two trucker on a road
and sometimes we get tired from a very driving
thats when my old friend mr cocane is here to help around
we just do a line on the steering wheel and we get very high
we are very awake and we can drive for many hour
(we are truk driver)
me and my truk driving budy name jakyboy
we are truk driver and we snort cocane for a living
we get pay lots of mony because we drive for so long time
its all thank to u cocane
every kids should drop out of school
and be a truk driver (doing drugs all the time!!)
yeah truk driving is the future of the industry
we can drive across a country
transporting condom to china! and bangkok! (very very now)
but one time jaky do too many cocane for me
and he start bleeding from a nose
and then he crash the airplane
no it was a truk all along!!!
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